The Master, Gallifrey's End (Surge Foil) [Doctor Who] Human Beast Warrior Set: Onslaught Type: Creature —

Set: Onslaught Type: Creature — Human Soldier Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{W} Tap two untapped Soldiers you control: Catapult Squad deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature

we must beg help from nature directly

Set: Magic 2012 Type: Creature — Human Shaman Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{G} {G}: Choose one —

Set: Amonkhet Prerelease Promos Type: Creature — Snake Hydra Rarity: Rare Cost: {5}{G} Trample

the Ravnican murder budgie makes quite an erudite conversationalist

The Master, Gallifrey's End (Surge Foil) [Doctor Who] Human Beast Warrior Set: Onslaught Type: Creature —Set: Doctor Who Type: Legendary Creature Time Lord Rogue Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{B}{R} Make Them Pay Whenever a nontoken artifact creature you control dies, you may exile it. If you do, choose an opponent with the most life among your opponents. That player faces a villainous choice They lose 4 life, or you create a token that's a copy of that card. A perfect army, right? Right? Oh, come in, my pretties!